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| Life sucks |
| Abel, Jessica. |
| Life sucks when you're a baby-faced kid in LA--broke, girlfriendless, and stuck in a dead-end job. And when we're talking about Dave Miller, we REALLY mean dead-end. Life sucks harder when that job is night manager at the Last Stop, LA's finest vampire-owned 24-hour convenience store, and you're facing an eternity of restocking beef jerky and blood brew for Radu, your crappy boss and Vampire Master. It's bad enough that Dave pines for his days as a vegetarian, but when he finds himself competing with psychotic surfer-vamp Wes for the affections of Rosa, a beautiful mortal with a romantic fixation on the dark side, unlife really gets complicated. |
| Adult Nonfiction Book PN6727.A25 L54 2008 |
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| The reformed vampire support group |
| Jinks, Catherine. |
| Fifteen-year-old vampire Nina has been stuck for fifty-one years in a boring support group for vampires, and nothing exciting has ever happened to them--until one of them is murdered and the others must try to solve the crime. |
| Teen Fiction |
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| The vampire is just not that into you |
| Mezrich, Vlad |
| Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams. |
| Teen Fiction MEZRICH |
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| Sucks to be me : the all-true confessions of Mina Hamilton, teen vampire (maybe) |
| Pauley, Kimberly, 1973- |
| When sixteen-year-old Mina is forced to take a class to help her decide whether or not to become a vampire like her parents, she also faces a choice between her life-long best friend and the boy she has a crush on versus new friends and possible boyfriends in her mandatory "vampire lessons." |
| Teen Fiction PAULEY |
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| Fat vampire : a never coming of age story |
| Rex, Adam, |
| After being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteen-year-old Doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a public-access-cable vampire-hunting television show that is on the verge of cancellation. |
| Teen Fiction REX |
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