Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Bart Simpson may have made this quote famous but I think it's a sentiment many of us share. These titles should not be read by anyone with coulrophobia (fear of clowns)   Print this list Print this list

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Cover Art: The clown /
The clown /
Boll, Heinrich, 1917-1985.
Adult Fiction BOLL
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Cover Art: The illustrated man /
The illustrated man /
Bradbury, Ray, 1920-
Adult Fiction BRADBURY
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Cover Art: Something wicked this way comes /
Something wicked this way comes /
Bradbury, Ray, 1920-
Adult Fiction BRADBURY
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Cover Art: The grin of the dark /
The grin of the dark /
Campbell, Ramsey, 1946-
Adult Fiction CAMPBEL
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Cover Art: JPod : a novel /
JPod : a novel /
Coupland, Douglas.
Adult Fiction COUPLAN
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Cover Art: The brave little toaster : a bedtime story for small appliances /
The brave little toaster : a bedtime story for small appliances /
Disch, Thomas M.
Children's Fiction DISCH
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Cover Art: Retribution /
Retribution /
Hoffman, Jilliane, 1967-
Adult Fiction HOFFMAN
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Cover Art: It /
It /
King, Stephen, 1947-
Adult Fiction KING
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Cover Art: Life expectancy /
Life expectancy /
Koontz, Dean R. 1945-
Adult Fiction KOONTZ
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Cover Art: Bad monkeys /
Bad monkeys /
Ruff, Matt.
Adult Fiction RUFF
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